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40 Incredibly Specific Experiences Every Person On Earth Has Experienced But Would Never, EVER Dare Mention Out Loud

Be honest, you've done all of these.

Pretty much every person on Earth has, at one time, experienced...

1. The worst thing you can see after waking up:

Potato with a face carved in, captioned: "me opening my eyes to see I have 2 min left before my alarm goes off."

2. The beginning of your life of crime:

Man in front of a height chart looks worried, with text above: "What I think will happen if I leave the store without buying anything."

3. That extra emergency underwear:

Person humorously packing excessive underwear for a short trip, with text joking about potential travel mishaps

4. The most important job:

Person splashes water from a pool onto the deck, with the text "pool brick hydration is a full time job" visible on the image

5. The longest hour of your life:

Person looking stressed while holding a spoon over a stovetop, with text: "Me 1hr into the ‘Quick and Easy 15 Minute Recipe!’ I saw online."

6. That wave of sleepyness:

A tired man lies back on a rock with the caption: "POV: You’re trying to survive that random wave of tiredness that hits at 3-5pm."

7. The ultimate dream:

Teen with long hair daydreams while listening to music, imagining themselves performing at school and surprising everyone; text above them

8. Wasted pages:

Comic-style meme: A man holds a book, suddenly realizing he hasn't comprehended the last three pages. A tear on his face indicates his frustration

9. Wifi deception:

Kermit the Frog at a computer appears frustrated, humorously demanding better WiFi despite it showing "Connected."

10. Trying to be enviromentally conscious:

Text over image of a hand placing food in a container on a counter. Text humorously states they store good food until it goes bad, then discard it

11. All the hex wrenches in the world:

Man contemplating keeping a hex wrench, with text: "Me every time I buy furniture that includes a hex wrench for assembly: After all... why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?"

12. Cause and effect:

Iced coffee cup with text: "Yay I'm so glad I got this I needed this delicious sweet treat. The Poop Man is here and I owe him money."

13. The hidden popcorn kernal:

A meme with two panels: top shows a Joker-like figure indicating precise meat location in teeth; bottom shows a Batman-like figure struggling to find it

14. That little look:

A beluga whale with a humorous caption about wanting cookies from a flight attendant

15. That bump bump bump bump bump bump feeling:

Blurry sketch of a face vibrating, captioned "when you lean on the glass of the bus," conveying the sensation of motion

16. The immediate amnesia:

Sculptures show a distorted figure and a head slumped over a block. Text expresses confusion when learning card game rules

17. The horror:

Split image meme with two faces: one relaxed, one startled. Captions: "When you feel a drop of sweat running down your back" and "When it suddenly changes direction."

18. The most annoying things in the world:

Plastic clothing tag pieces on carpet with text: "I am ready for society to move on from these."

19. The balancing act:

Image of a man in a suit speaking with a humorous caption above about avoiding weekend plans until knowing the details. Text reads: "It's classified."

20. The only way to stop an itch:

Image of a reddened and swollen foot, humorously described as "Nah, I am good bro" in response to a question about needing itch cream

21. A quick l'il Goog:

Meme of a yellow plush character typing at a computer with text: "me googling the most common knowledge just to make sure it didn’t change randomly."

22. Being whiskey away to a fantasy toilet:

Man with a neutral expression; text above reads, "Just scrolled for 30 minutes on the toilet forgetting I was at work."

23. That pesky little piece:

Cartoon character with a determined expression, holding a pencil, depicted under the caption, "me trying to get that last piece of lip skin off."

24. That only way to know if you're well-rested:

Four images showing skin imprints on arms and hands from a deep nap, each illustrating various patterns left by fabric or objects

25. The unforgettable feeling

Distorted face meme with text: "Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:" implying intense discomfort

26. One "huh" too many:

Close-up of watery eyes and sweat on the face. Text: "When I'm 4 'huh's' in and I still couldn't hear them."

27. The sad delete:

Meme with text: "Low storage space." Image shows a person with a tear, deleting apps they never used, conveying frustration

28. Double checking how good that post was:

Man lying down, smiling while looking at phone. Text above reads: "Me rereading my own post every time someone likes it."

29. Those clutch napkins:

Tweet by Brother Ben: "I need to blow my nose hand me a Wendy’s napkin that’s been in my glove compartment for 3 years."

30. The long, long wait:

A person stands in a stone cell, referencing the feeling of waiting for an appointment

31. The self-checkout experience in a nutshell:

Tweet by user: "Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before."

32. That little look:

Close-up of a horse's face looking sideways, captioned humor about someone giving intense looks during movie scenes

33. The temporary snack:

Person humorously debating between a temporary snack and a formal permanent snack while standing in front of a pantry

34. The universe sending you signs:

Tweet from Bob Phillips: "Me: I have a paper cut. Universe: Excellent. I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit."

35. That one last pot:

Person with head on arm near stove, text reads: "POV: You thought you did all the dishes but forgot the pot," referencing a common household oversight

36. The best way to ignore a call:

A man in a suit sits at a computer, captioned with humor about googling a phone number instead of answering it

37. The foolproof way to save you from falling over:

A thumb presses against a car seat as a car makes a hard turn. Caption: "When that turn just a lil too hard."

38. The shattering of all society's rules and laws:

Man casually loads washing machine, caption jokes about ignoring color separation in laundry

39. Smoke playing tricks on you:

Meme of a man in a suit near a campfire with text: "Everytime you try to get a good spot at a campfire," showing smoke obscuring his face

40. And the desperation to see:

Person outdoors looks unimpressed. Text: "How it feels to say 'lemme see' after they showed everyone but you."