If you've been following the news, you surely saw the WSJ's report on Trump allegedly writing quite the unhinged note to Jeffrey Epstein — complete with a drawing of a naked woman, his signature meant to mimic pubic hair, and talk about a "wonderful secret."
Anyway, reading that story made me wonder if I could find some more unhinged notes online to share with you good folks. And — whoa, nelly — did I ever. Check 'em out:
1.First, this note a patient left in their butt crack during a colonoscopy is wild...but also pretty damn funny:
2.This note from a scumbag husband is really something:
3.And these notes do not make me want to ride this elevator:
4.These notes from a boyfriend and girlfriend are actually sort of wholesome if you squint really hard:
5.This note posted by a fed-up fast food employee (quoting a Bill Burr bit) probably got them fired in less than an hour:
6.And this note from a cheap-ass customer to a waitress will infuriate you in so many different ways:
7.This note — WRITTEN ON A MENSTRUAL PAD!!! — left me speechless (and wondering how bad a parking job it was for her to break out her pad and pen):
8.This note — from someone with admittedly A+ penmanship — makes you think, Oh look, it's the consequences of your own actions:
9.And this free purse comes with a catch:
10.You gotta love this kid's analog Rickroll:
11.This note from a kid to his brother is hilariously histrionic:
12.And this note from an angry kid to his dad is equally funny — especially because the kid tries to cover his tracks by referring to his dad as "random person":
13.This note on the wall of an apartment complex's communal laundry room made me gag a little:
14.The notes by these snotty girls made me roll my eyes so hard:
15.And this note in the elevator of an apartment complex makes me think, Well, I'm not moving there!:
16.This note found in a drawer at an Airbnb would have me leaving immediately:
17.This note someone found outside their apartment window would have me moving even faster:
18.And — yikes — this note found on a hiking trail is unsettling:
19.OK, let's lighten things up with a cute one a kid wrote, LOL:
20.This wife's note on a sandwich actually feels kind of cute alongside all these others:
21.And Tony really, really doesn't want to miss his wine delivery:
22.This note makes me wonder what is going on at this bar (and frankly I don't want to know):
23.This note — and I can't emphasize this enough — makes me freaking HATE Brad:
24.And — wait — I hate this person way more:
25.This note tells a story of a thousand words:
26.This note in a work bathroom might somehow be grosser than the nastiness that inspired it:
27.And this note from another work bathroom paints a totally different, but equally nasty picture:
28.Man, I don't mean to pick on apartment living, but this note posted in an apartment's trash room isn't helping:
29.Neither is this one:
30.And neither is this one about a "young lady" who is having sex on the apartment stairwell:
31.Damn it! I really meant to be done with the apartment life notes. But this one — slid under someone's door — takes the cake as the most unsettling:
32.OK, let's lighten things up — this note is definitely WTF, but also hilarious:
33.And this one is funny, but only in that "Ha, ha! OK, we should move states now" kind of way:
34.This kid will not abide by his mom's wishes:
35.This note is NOT what you'd expect to read on this cute cat letterhead:
36.And — behold — this note was written by a bonafide asshole:
37.This nasty note from a college library really sells you on the value of a college education, LOL:
38.And so does this heartwarming note left in a dorm bathroom:
39.This note is deliciously sarcastic:
40.And this uncle's note to his 3-year-old nephew is hilariously unhinged, so thank you for that Uncle Ryan, ha!:
And there you have it — 40 notes that prove pens (and pads, and Post-its) are dangerous in the wrong hands. Got a weird note you’ve seen IRL? Drop it in the comments!
![Receipt with handwritten note: "My wife hit your mailbox avoiding a squirrel. I know right? Our # is [redacted]."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2025-07/29/19/subbuzz/PnGKUGeP3.png)
