"B—tch Yall Can’t Even Eat Cake Made By A Queer": 25 Political Tweets Of The Week That Are So Brutal And So True

    "Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards."

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    American politics — well, frankly, global politics — is chaos right now, but I find it comforting to know I'm not alone in thinking the world has gone bananas. So, here are 25 of the best, most relatable, and sometimes funny political tweets from the last week:

    1.

    Tweet by Adam Deats commenting on a Rolling Stone post. Rolling Stone highlights a White House response to "South Park" and a $1.5 billion Paramount payment

    2.

    A social media post humorously lists many Bill Clinton-themed items the user might need to discard if Clinton is implicated in the Epstein files
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    3.

    Tweet exchange: Person disputes idea that different political supporters can't coexist, focusing on accepting homemade cake regardless of the baker's identity

    4.

    the concept of working 40+ hours a week until i die pic.twitter.com/HJUhfkxqIB

    — lina (@evermoresivy) July 23, 2025
    Elevation Pictures / Twitter: @evermoresivy

    5.

    Screenshot of a tweet mocking a user's conservative views for using emergency funds, with a tweet below about someone being fired for political beliefs

    6.

    Screenshot of a tweet. Text: "Vice President JD Vance was greeted by protesters presenting a bald Vance meme after arriving in Nantucket Tuesday morning for a RNC fundraiser." The tweet has 144.2K likes and 39 replies

    7.

    Social media post: "Abortion is illegal in Texas," criticizing the closure of Planned Parenthood in Texas, and labeling it as "E.V.I.L." Responses included

    8.

    Tweet questioning the online culture needed to understand why people want Trisha Paytas to save America

    9.

    A tweet exchange with humorous commentary about high rent and living with parents.

    10.

    This could literally pass as a scene straight from The Office pic.twitter.com/BygJ1DgUfH

    — Cheddar Flow (@CheddarFlow) July 24, 2025
    Fox News / Twitter: @CheddarFlow

    11.

    A person in a ghostly costume by water. A tweet highlights issues like rising prices and healthcare closures six months into a presidency

    12.

    Tweet by Tim Walz expressing shock about a Wall Street Journal report linking President Trump to the Epstein files

    13.

    Tweet by "brandon" counters a claim by "Charlie Kirk" advocating for more electricians and fewer sociology majors

    14.

    If you ever feel stupid, remember that MAGA thinks South Park is on their side and not constantly making fun of them https://t.co/zXqxZzbouc

    — FFSánchez (@Snchez76146438) July 24, 2025
    Comedy Central / Twitter: @Snchez76146438

    15.

    Tweet criticizing a $2 billion plan to reopen Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary, highlighting homelessness among veterans

    16.

    A tweet discussing reading a book series from the villain's perspective. A comment mentions American history textbooks as an example

    17.

    Conservatives when they hear a candidate wanting everyone to have clean air and water, good schools and reduced homelessness: https://t.co/1FbuyY6SSe pic.twitter.com/vaI0t90hhP

    — Thelma Kerry (@ttunyi) July 22, 2025
    BBC / Twitter: @ttunyi

    18.

    As someone who graduated from first grade, this is not how numbers work. https://t.co/dx4lMcQTAb

    — Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) July 23, 2025
    C-SPAN / Twitter: @hemantmehta

    19.

    Social media post: User agrees with a tweet stating water should always be free, especially at events

    20.

    Tweet highlighting a community note correcting a claim about Trump Foundation. The note states it was dissolved in 2018 due to legal issues

    21.

    Ben of Ben and Jerry's.

    "I don't believe the US is a democracy.

    It's supposed to be one person, one vote, but it's one dollar one vote.

    Billionaires & corporations control our legislation through lobbying, they control who gets elected."

    He’s right.
    pic.twitter.com/LJcmhmeoeS

    — ADAM (@AdameMedia) July 23, 2025
    Piers Morgan Uncensored / Twitter: @AdameMedia

    22.

    Split image: Left shows animated character resembling a political figure; right shows a real-life mugshot of the same figure. Caption reads, "IM FUCKING GIGGLING RN"

    23.

    Social media post showing a user pondering the impact of overturning Roe v. Wade. Below is a news report on the U.S. fertility rate hitting a record low

    24.

    They just let him lie unchecked. https://t.co/xLdwpn1pjo

    — Levin Inches™ (@LevinInches) July 23, 2025
    Real America's Voice / Twitter: @LevinInches

    25. And finally:

    Social media post listing Trump's derogatory comments towards women and contrasting it with a courteous remark about Ghislaine Maxwell

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