"I Can't Imagine Having A Job That Satisfying": 21 Absolutely Bonkers Careers That Actually Exist, And Are Literally Better Than Any Job I've Ever Heard Of

HOW DO I BECOME A PROFESSIONAL PANDA HUGGER???

I consider my job as a ✨professional BuzzFeed writer✨ to be a pretty freakin' cool job. Like, I get to yap on the internet all day about topics ranging from ancient history to Shrek β€” who else can say that? BUT, of course, there are tons of jobs out there that are more astonishing than mine...and they're always a blast to learn about.

So recently, we asked the BuzzFeed Community, "What's the coolest job you've ever heard of?" and people replied with the most jaw-dropping, mind-boggling careers that actually exist. Yes, all of these are LEGIT jobs that REAL PEOPLE have.

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So for your daily dose of joy and inspiration, let's go over what people said:

1. "Amenities tester. You travel to all kinds of spas and resorts, testing out their amenities. Pools, saunas, room service, massages, toiletries, complimentary food and beverage, concierge services, laundry and dry cleaning services β€” anything and everything you can think of. The most extravagant pampering, AND THEY PAY YOU TO DO IT!!!!"

β€”spasticentropy

2. "Jeopardy! clue writer. I'd rock that one!"

β€”baobaopanda

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3. "Professional sleeper! They just sleep and get paid!"

β€”glitteryjaguar48

4. "I was a chocolate maker. It was as good as it sounds. I shouldn't have given it up."

β€”greenbuddy

5. And similarly: "Chocolate taster. Husband of a friend of a friend, he quit that job after 8 years because he got sick of the taste of chocolate. I find that extremely hard to believe, but he swore it was true."

β€”ladicair

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6. "Nail polish namer. I actually contacted Revlon to see what job that was, I was told it's a product development specialist."

β€”ogsassytaco

7. "Voice acting."

β€”freddy_fazbear

"Yes. I've always thought being that or an audiobook narrator would be so cool."

β€”micahdr

8. "Professional panda cuddler."

β€”lblanc86

"That was my first thought. Panda nanny!"

β€”baobaopanda

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9. "I know someone who crafts speciality cocktails for private jet guests. So she meets a bunch of celebs, makes drinks based on their tastes or themed to their work, and gets paid to travel the world. She always made it sound exhilarating!"

β€”hanaskye

10. "I used to work at a doggy daycare…best job ever!!!!"

β€”magicalgoose537

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11. "When I was in special effects makeup school in Burbank, I always found working in prosthetic production labs to be fascinating. We had a lab class where we designed, sculpted, and made prosthetics. It was so fun."

β€”nathanvh

12. "Travel writer. It would be so cool to travel and write about beautiful islands and all the cool hidden gems around the world."

β€”tonidw

"You get paid to travel the world and eat delicious local cuisine. It would be a dream."

β€”heatherchristie1

13. "Film critic. I think that would be so fun!"

β€”twilightravenclaw27

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14. "Two words: personal shopper!"

β€”ellie4me

15. "ICE CREAM TASTE TESTER!!! They travel for free, they taste ice cream, and they have to post on social media."

β€”surprisedsinger26

16. "Hear me out though: roller coaster tester."

β€”shymagazine11

"Now this, my friends, is a reasonable 'hear me out.'"

β€”kaliiiiiuchiisssssfannnn

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17. "A friend's wife is a character designer for LEGO games."

β€”BeckManchesterUK

18. "Naming the Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavors!"

β€”littlefairywanderer

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19. "Exotic car builder. I'm not deep into car culture, but I appreciate the art, technology and craftsmanship of the special ones. Documentaries of exotic vehicle manufacturers like Bugatti always suck me in. The facilities are so gorgeous and purpose-built. The workers have time and appreciation for their skills. Building the engine, applying the seat and interior materials, painting, etc. Can't imagine having a job that satisfying."

β€”goldenbubble72

20. "I used to work with a guy whose wife is a silversmith β€” she MADE the Vince Lombardi trophy one year!"

β€”jeffjacobs1

21. And finally: "Mad scientist. Because it really doesn't matter what you do or why you're doing it."

β€”tigerprince

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Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.