Dakota Johnson's Materialists Press Tour Moments Are So Unhinged They Deserve Their Own Netflix Special

    I already love watching her in interviews, but after this—I LOVE HER MORE!

    The press tour for the film Materialists has been nothing less than pure dopamine and chaos, and fans are loving it!

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    However, the one enjoying this press tour the MOST is none other than our favorite unbothered queen—Dakota Johnson!

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    Known for her direct and often less-than-enthusiastic approach to press tours and interviews, Dakota Johnson is winning fans over with her reactions, offhand comments, and all the gossip she’s been spilling during the promotions for this film.

    Her energy in these videos is contagious, lighting up our days with her one-liners and adorable antics alongside co-stars Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal.

    Since I am clearly addicted to these press moments, here are a few moments where Dakota Johnson was effortlessly hilarious and got the right kind of good chaotic energy to the internet:

    1. Starting off with this cute and relatively calm interaction, where she got a Pedro Pascal cardboard cut-out due to his absence—and then proceeded to kiss it on the lips—and then making Chris kiss it as well!

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    2. Moving onto the time when she appeared on Amy Poehler's podcast, Good Hang—she got asked how she psyches up before a sex scene and then hit back with THIS on-brand reply with a deadpan face...

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    3. And then again, when she revealed her wild dream about Matt Healy from The 1975 band to Amy Poehler—it was definitely interesting, to say the least...

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    Which prompted this very justified reaction from Amy Poehler...

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    4. When she got into Pedro's armpit to check if he had BO or not—without a care in the world—and it was so calmly chaotic...

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    5. The time when Dakota revealed that she injured herself on 50 Shades of Grey—due to whiplash—and Pedro quite literally had to get a hold of himself because it was THAT unexpected...

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    6. This moment where she acted on impulse and tried to get Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal to kiss—somehow making us blush through the screen.

    7. And finally—iconic behavior alert—during a Vanity Fair lie detector test, she was asked if she really did send her best friend’s ex a whole gallon of gorilla sh*t. Her response? Absolutely legendary.

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    I don't know about anyone else, but if someone is super excited for this film and being part of it, it's Dakota Johnson, who is reveling in every minute of the promotions. She is really enjoying herself and working with her co-stars, and I love to see it! The film is releasing on June 13th, and I am on the edge of my seat for this movie to heal me.

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