Dave Stopera

Hi, I’m Dave, author of all those articles your aunt sent you that you may or may not have clicked on.

These include: the most-read post in BuzzFeed history, this ode to grocery store music, the new and improved high school GED test, and this stunning exposé. 

I'm also currently working with NBA legend Shaqille O'Neal on making Heat Cubes a reality. 

Before working at BuzzFeed, I starred in the high school productions of “And Then There Were None” and “Cyrano De Bergerac,” in performances that can only be described as “troubling.” 

When I’m not working, I can usually be found in a dark room staring at an empty wall, wondering where it all went wrong.