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I Almost Spat My Coffee All Over My Keyboard Laughing At These 65 Hilarious Job Tweets

"My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we'll be home around 9 pm tonight."

by Chelsea Stewart

BuzzFeed Staff

Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.

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Took what I thought was initiative at work and instead ended up getting reprimanded pic.twitter.com/c7rCgCFZ9L
— joseph (@highslip) July 23, 2025

@highslip / FilmNation Entertainment / Via Twitter: @highslip

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the concept of working 40+ hours a week until i die pic.twitter.com/HJUhfkxqIB
— lina (@evermoresivy) July 23, 2025

@evermoresivy / Film Forge / Via Twitter: @evermoresivy

Meme tweet showing a character resembling a large warrior, humorously captioned about a sales engineer joining a meeting

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my first job interview out of college was a zoom call for an entry level sales job. He said “sell me this pen” and my mind went blank and i just said “no” pic.twitter.com/AA1O3E4wdx
— Grace (@gracecamille_) July 14, 2025

@gracecamille_ / Comedy Central / Via Twitter: @gracecamille_

Tweet by Roshan Patel joking about a college intern suggesting revenue ideas on their first day

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Got a job rejection email for a job I applied to 3 years ago pic.twitter.com/MAuIcI7eYs
— ellie (@talkfastellie) July 15, 2025

@talkfastellie / DreamWorks Pictures / Via Twitter: @talkfastellie

Tweet by hanz with emojis as Slack reactions: clapping, +1, angel. Text above: "i think my Slack career just peaked."

Tweet by Willy The Wizard about accidentally muting an HR person for everyone during a large Teams meeting, thinking it mimicked Discord's mute function

Tweet describing an emotional reaction at work to a breakup, with a humorous manager comment about phone usage

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This is literally how your email finds me pic.twitter.com/8M8idoIej0
— beccie 🪩 (@nothowyouhoped) July 7, 2025

@nothowyouhoped / Lee Mendelson Film Productions / Via Twitter: @nothowyouhoped

Social media post humorously claiming plans to quit jobs and travel until the money runs out, estimating a return home by 9 p.m. today

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just did a work zoom call and the first the thing the lady says when i turn on my camera is ‘omg you’re beautiful’ pic.twitter.com/2I1uKofuHa
— indie 🇵🇸 (@INDIEWASHERE) July 23, 2025

@INDIEWASHERE / Via Twitter: @INDIEWASHERE

Tweet from Agreeable Greg: "My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July."

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pic.twitter.com/iJjtEbAaZW
— duck (@ExtremeBlitz__) July 25, 2025

@ExtremeBlitz__ / AMC / Via Twitter: @ExtremeBlitz__

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playing a game of identifying people from their childhood picture at work and i’m the only black person… pic.twitter.com/ngUdp7vYGV
— hangman (@roomfmate) July 10, 2025

@roomfmate / Via Twitter: @roomfmate

Tweet by @diyfieri: "i wanna work at tubi so bad i bet they let you smoke cigs in the office."

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me at the job i begged god for pic.twitter.com/t5dZbHqSwO
— female dennis reynolds (@FlVESTARWOMAN) July 8, 2025

@FlVESTARWOMAN / FX / Via Twitter: @FlVESTARWOMAN

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First ever dinner w coworker and she was like “I’m going to go cruising tonight” and i was like i dont think that means what you think it does and she was like “im going to try to find a stranger to have sex with in public”. Like ok that’s my b
pic.twitter.com/O4WUD8kqbz
— Grace (@gracecamille_) July 12, 2025

@gracecamille_ / Nardwuar / Via Twitter: @gracecamille_

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Oh my god I just realised I'm going through life behaving like Dobby... https://t.co/OLkBIR7mKi
— h (@jamtoastaurchai) July 10, 2025

@jamtoastaurchai / Warner Bros. Pictures / Via Twitter: @jamtoastaurchai

A man sits in a car looking contemplative, as shared in a tweet by Sopranos World about returning to work after a 3-day weekend

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How it feels to open a Google Doc and see someone else in there too pic.twitter.com/AynoN2tahq
— Mike 📺 (@michaelcollado) July 14, 2025

@michaelcollado / HBO / Via Twitter: @michaelcollado

Tweet by Dervin St Paul: "The other day I interviewed for a job and they asked if my salary expectations were negotiable. I said 'yes, I’m always willing to accept more'."

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Made a minor mistake at work but obviously my life is over and I need to quit immediately pic.twitter.com/0byIGo8P0C
— jill (@stevienicks420) July 22, 2025

@stevienicks420 / HBO / Via Twitter: @stevienicks420

Person in sunglasses holding up hand, wearing pink top, with caption: "Can you just please be quiet, have a bit of respect." Tweet above reads: "Teams Message as soon as I open my laptop after a 4-day weekend."

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My first day at work, wondering how tf did I delete the entire company's database.😅🤦 pic.twitter.com/PFDTKj108r
— Ray Mond (@AmberRayz) July 23, 2025

@AmberRayz / Via Twitter: @AmberRayz

Tweet by user saying best friends should apply and get hired for jobs as a set, viewed 6.7M times

Parody job experience listing: "taking it easy at home, Nov 2019 - Present, same old place."

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when you finally get home from work only to realise you have to do it all again tomorrow pic.twitter.com/sj1R9ensfr
— Jenni (@hashjenni) July 8, 2025

@hashjenni / FOX / Via Twitter: @hashjenni

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new job is only a 13 min commute from new crib pic.twitter.com/1mK9n0YzrL
— blonde browed baddie (@monet_lilp) July 29, 2025

@monet_lilp / Via Twitter: @monet_lilp

Tweet from user Mia joking about wanting a creative director job perceived as "fake."

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Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work pic.twitter.com/bp0ksOsWlx
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) July 29, 2025

@Whotfismick / MTV / Via Twitter: @Whotfismick

Tweet jokingly admits calling out sick to be in NYC with a drink, gaining viral attention with 1M views

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asked my coworker what her opinion on furries was and she said "if you're trying to soft launch you being a furry, I've known." pic.twitter.com/zxOnPZrvZr
— ivoryrasmus (@ivyrsm) July 26, 2025

@ivyrsm / Via Twitter: @ivyrsm

Tweet showing a stick figure at a computer with text about using an employee card for free drinks post-quitting

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You on the way to HR https://t.co/VFL5DCtxBh pic.twitter.com/f7OYnFdP4K
— 👩🏿‍🍳M🌻✨️♉️🇯🇲 (@DaCute1) July 21, 2025

@DaCute1 / Interscope / Via Twitter: @DaCute1

Cartoon cockroach with a bow drinks from a to-go cup surrounded by shopping bags and food items in a humorous meme

Tweet by @_wathika: "Spent most of my day being shadowed by an intern and realised that I'm performative asf because I've never gotten this much done in a single work day ?"

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When you decide to do the work tomorrow and tomorrow comes: pic.twitter.com/Lt0LvtGLnK
— autist (@litteralyme0_) July 8, 2025

@litteralyme0_ / Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @litteralyme0_

Person in an office sits at a desk with head in hands next to a laptop, appearing stressed

Doakes with a serious expression sits with a drink, beneath a humorous tweet about someone suspecting they had beers at lunch

Man in car looks frustrated, gesturing while saying, "I don't know what any of this is, and I'm scared," reacting to opening work laptop after a break

A tweet about a tweet performing badly after a person's coworker suggested sharing it

Tweet by Eli McCann about hosting a party where a child suggested more activities for kids next time

Tweet by user "bobblylikesbeers": "direct deposit got me in jersey asking where Mike at."

Tweet about an IT support guy using the author's laptop to Google error messages while resolving a login problem

Two men sit in a car, one looking forward with a serious expression

Tweet by House_Wife_Material suggests adding your partner's attractiveness to your resume to imply having disposable income. 973K views

Woman looking stressed with hands on face, captioned "Everyone is circling back" in a tweet by @realoverheardla

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Random hotel I stayed at a few months ago accidentally CC’d me into one of their staff emails pic.twitter.com/WrQCe5BdRr
— sam (@samxmcgowan) July 12, 2025

@samxmcgowan / CBS / Via Twitter: @samxmcgowan

A plastic container with a potato salad mixture sits on a table. The tweet above humorously describes the unique recipe

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just deleted 20,000 emails pic.twitter.com/zre6cFFWUj
— jár (@jarodzsz) July 8, 2025

@jarodzsz / NBC / Via Twitter: @jarodzsz

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had a matcha today that was so bad the manager came to try it, spat it out and gave me another one for free pic.twitter.com/YMIlZDtY48
— zay (@damitazay) July 22, 2025

@damitazay / / Via Twitter: @damitazay

Tweet with a meme: Stick figure smiles at a computer. Caption describes a humorous interaction with a police officer at work

A woman inside a car is crying dramatically

Tweet jokes about teachers partying at a restaurant as if they're preparing for deployment before school resumes

Tweet by user stating, "Nobody gets jobs faster than a person that quits every single job," with crying emoji

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Got pulled over, tell me why cop the asks my occupation I said “I’m a drag queen” and he hits me with “thank you for you service” pic.twitter.com/FgGFqGTTbv
— Sis Kebab of Nazareth 🍉 (@thesiskebab) July 12, 2025

@thesiskebab / Via Twitter: @thesiskebab

Tweet about a humorous misunderstanding regarding being ambidextrous, with high engagement shown by likes and retweets

Tweet by Pastor Kyle jokingly says MS Teams claims you're gone if you briefly look away from your laptop

Person in a suit is lounging on a leather couch, looking at their phone

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accidentally pulled the “when i was your age” at work today pic.twitter.com/j62m7ZAXyJ
— evil d. skeleton (@chumblings) July 27, 2025

@chumblings / DreamWorks Pictures / Via Twitter: @chumblings

Peter Griffin sitting at a laptop, looking exhausted

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Adobe’s social media manager logging in right now https://t.co/X4Y1X3mWLn pic.twitter.com/T067JbjaM6
— Jordan Maison (@JordanMaison) July 11, 2025

@JordanMaison / Via Twitter: @JordanMaison

Peter Griffin in dark clothing, holding a drink, against a wall

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sent a job application. enough activism for today. pic.twitter.com/h5lTIzQsfF
— jan (@janprint) July 7, 2025

@janprint / HBO / Via Twitter: @janprint

I Almost Spat My Coffee All Over My Keyboard Laughing At These 65 Hilarious Job Tweets

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