I Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Need You To Read These 21 Delightfully Unhinged Reviews, Because I Am Giggling My Butt Off At Them All By Myself

    "I was hit by a car and through the hit itself, the rain, the ambulance ride, and the hours in the hospital my makeup stayed completely intact the entire time... if this setting spray can survive being hit by a car then that's all the proof I need and I'll definitely be buying it again."

    Recently, this Outback Steakhouse review went viral on Twitter (or X) for being iconic, hilarious, and essentially a short, plot-twisty story of betrayal in two parts. 10/10, five stars, no notes. @gracecamille_, who shared the screenshot, asked the folks of Twitter to share their favorite reviews with the same chaotic vibes. So, without further ado, here's the tweet that started it all, a couple more delightfully unhinged examples from users on Twitter, and some additional out-of-pocket ratings from over on Reddit:

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    are there other pics like this? I am compiling pic.twitter.com/kQT0FnvhaQ

    โ€” Grace (@gracecamille_) July 28, 2025
    Twitter: @gracecamille_

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    Review from Lily Worthington-Rowe about being a professional medium, feeling assaulted by dark energy at a studio's front desk

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    Review praising HyperX Cloud 2 headphones for keeping noise out and sharing a story about an intruder. Rated 5 stars, highlights effective noise canceling

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    Image of an air mattress with a humorous review saying it was mistaken for an ice cream sandwich

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    NYX Makeup Setting Spray review: A user claims the spray kept her makeup intact even after a car accident, praising its effectiveness

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    Screenshot of a negative review for a barber shop about a bad meal at "cracker barrel." Owner responds, questioning its relevance to the barber shop

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    Twitter: @tylerduran21

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    Image showing an Amazon review for mini plastic babies. The reviewer humorously describes a fixation on the tiny figures, impacting their life

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    Tweet by ADG featuring a humorous review about honking at golfers during swings, rated 5 stars and recommended

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    Image of exaggerated multitool and humorous user reviews, including fixing appliances and gifting to a Navy Seal

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    Twitter: @UpendraMPradhan
    In case you missed it on the first read, they're reviewing the Maine State Prison.

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    Review summary: 1-star rating warning not to fart while on medication due to an embarrassing incident at Saguaro National Park. Contains humor and dissatisfaction

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    A review stating "owner said i needed to lose some weight" with a response from the owner: "Fatty."

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    Facebook post showing an Amazon review mentioning a hilariously large coat bought for a daughter, comparing to 1997 cabs, noting its fit and warmth

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    Twitter: @elizabethkaiixx

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    Twitter: @itsaramuat

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    Barber shop review praising Henry for professionalism during an awkward moment; also notes the haircut quality is excellent

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    Twitter: @TheImmortal007

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    Twitter: @BuitenzorgFiets

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    Customer praises Corey for exceptional service, helping deliver groceries and an older lady, delivering a baby, and becoming Timmy's godfather

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    Yelp review: Staff ran outside to an ice cream truck, leaving the reviewer alone in the restaurant. Returned after 10 minutes with ice cream cones

    What's the funniest review you've ever seen? Or, have you left a delightfully unhinged one like these yourself? Well, don't be shy! Go on and share them in the comments below.