
29 Of The Most Unbelievably Hilarious Signs We Saw In The Month Of July
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not ice cream."
I am a long-time writer and content creator for BuzzFeed and Tasty. On the site, you can find me writing lifestyle content — everything from what it was like when I got an IUD to in-depth expert explainers to seeing if hot springs are truly worth it. I also write a lot about...YOU! The everyday people who go viral, whether that be by giving a behind-the-scenes look at your life as a person with a disability, or sharing something you wish you knew sooner.
You may have also seen some of my travel and food videos on Tasty — like visiting the Cheeze-In Diner in New York or indulging in culinary delights in the desert. I also create original and copycat recipes (try my Texas Roadhouse rolls, they will not disappoint)!
On a more personal level, I am an ADHD mom originally from Kansas but am happy to now call Los Angeles home. I love sharing snippets of life and my "zero eFFFs" dinners with fellow busy parents on my Instagram and TikTok pages (both linked below)! You’ll also spot my dog Oatmeal and cat Nightlight there.
I am and will always be a strong advocate for increased resources and transparency regarding mental health.
Lastly, I can't end this blurb without mentioning how much I miss making content with my grandma before she passed. Love and miss you always, Grandma Gladys!
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not ice cream."
"you look like a teenager now 😱"
In loving memory of Wilder Brooks Stilwell ❤️
"me and my best friend saying,'hey, who are we to judge' after spending 6 hours gossiping"
"In older women, a UTI can be completely asymptomatic."
"The way I can see through all the tricks that used to work when I was under 35. I know I am old because now I see them coming a thousand yards away!"
As if this week didn't give you enough stress...
"We don't know how our bodies can distinguish gas from poop. We know there are a ton of nerve endings in the area, but the precise mechanism of our bodies telling our brains 'this is a fart, let loose!' isn't really understood."
"My son was obsessed with IKEA. They gave us a behind the scenes tour, IKEA swag and free dinner in the restaurant."
"'Honk if you're horny' is because you honk a horn. So you're horn-y..."
A good sign makes for a good day.
BuzzFeed spoke with Astronomer's Director of Communications, Taylor Jones, who said the statement is on both LinkedIn and X.
As if this week didn't give you enough stress...
"Ejaculating blood happens to most people at least once in their lives."
Will you have bragging rights or just get angry?
"I had an item fall into the bottom of my cart and didn't notice it. I immediately returned to the store to explain and pay for the item. I was detained, and the police were called for a $10 item."
"Let us sit on your face." —A pair of glasses