Vijay Mallya Just Gave Us 10 Expert Ways To Dodge Responsibility And I'm Taking Notes

Ah, yes, the victim card. If you have ever found yourself surrounded by a narrative that does not suit you, this phrase will save you from owning up to your mistakes. 

When someone reminds you of something that you are but don't want to admit to, what do you do? You put it on perception and confuse the heck out of them with this phrase. Also, rude.

The ideal response to someone pointing to your mistake is to deflect and remind them of all the good you've done. Because, according to Vijay, no matter how many (or serious) mistakes you make, good will always win over evil.

It's a good phrase for when you're trying to be humble but also want some credit. 

The best way to fight your demons is to ignore them. And Vijay Mallya has proved the point—ignorance is bliss. 

Your room is dirty? Well, it is not true if you don't know about it! 

You're basically saying, “Look at me—do I look like someone who’d be this confident and upfront if I were actually guilty?” 

When someone doesn't trust you, this phrase works like a charm. 

It was not him borrowing loans; it was his company. So why is he facing all the scrutiny himself?  

The next time someone is blaming you for not paying them back, channel your inner Mallya and say, "Hey, that was not the real me who borrowed money; it was the drunk me." 

Translation: “Yes, things went south. But I was the good guy. I even asked nicely. If anyone’s the villain here, it’s not me—it’s the court.”

This works best when you are getting grilled for a project falling apart. All you have to say is "I tried my best."

The perfect trick in the bag to make one doubt themselves is to flip the script.

Just question their question. Watch them spiral.

It's shouting — 'just give me a break!'

It's a perfect excuse when you are heavily cornered and know there is no escape. And so, you turn it around back on them and make them look like the unreasonable person.